Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on “Start”?
If all is not lost, where is it?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
