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Toyota The Butt Of Jokes

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I pray for those of you who have been suckered into buying a Toyota……and then i laugh!
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Schwarzenegger’s New Movie – Toyota Recall – Funny Pic
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You Drive that Toyota Taliban!

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrible Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories

Toyota Recall Jokes

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toyotanobrakesToyota’s slogan is “Moving Forward”. Yeah, regardless of whether you want to or not.

According to Forbes magazine, the most dangerous place to be is Afghanistan’s Khost Province. The second most dangerous: inside a Toyota Camry.

In light of Toyota’s struggles, many people think hara-kiri – honorable suicide – is in order for Toyota’s top brass. They could start by driving one of their own cars.

“Toyota Prius. Making the world a better place. Even if you’re not in it.”

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