Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?
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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
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When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, “I’m sorry, we only have iceberg.”
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What do you get when you put seven blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes
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A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, “Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles.” She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.
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While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, she replied, “What in the world are blind people doing driving?”
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Did you hear about the blonde who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from her road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.
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How do you know a blond has been in your office?
There is white-out on your computer screen.
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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to re-train them.
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What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four way stop.
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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
“Oh, look, Daddy … doughnut seeds.”
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How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear
