Here are some Funny Christmas Pictures..Merry Christmas

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1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.

2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

3. If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.

4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

5. If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.

10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.

11. If At First You Don’t Succeed…blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

12. Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.

13. If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.

14. Horn Broken… Watch For Finger.

15. It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

16. If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

17. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

18. The Earth Is Full – Go Home

19. I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha

20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me

21. So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time

22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name

25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Found missing

Resident alien

Minor Catastrophe

Affordable housing

Near miss

Great depression

Canadian army

Phone sex

United nations

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Death benefits

Airline Food

Women's rights

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Sensitive man

Government organization

Everything except

Civil War

Good kid

Sanitary landfill

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.

Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
A. Fill it with gas.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

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• 1. Rules of me: . . . #1 I am always right . . . #2 Just in case I am wrong see rule #1.

  They call me superficial, but I just hear “super”.

• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
• That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious!
• I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you!
• Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag!
• Do not ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
• Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wild ,the violets are dead, the sure bowl is empty, and so is your head!
• Two crisps are walking down the road, A car stops and asks them if they want a lift, they say “No Thanks We’re Walkers!
• X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• woow break my heart steal my love well sorry to tell you now I am sailing away you lost me. now dont try to find me im gone goodbye see you later.
• Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
• Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
• I am not convinced Bin Laden is dead! He just accepted my friend request!
• When I die, i`m gonna have a “like” and “dislike” button on my gravestone!
• Fish can drown dumbass. drowning means not being able to breath. Nothing to do with water!
• Boy: So, sex at my place?
  Girl: Yah!
  Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we’re making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
  Girl: OK?
  ~Later~
  …Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
  Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You’re getting mayo all over my bed!
• Dance!  Dance god damn it! DANCE! DANCE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER DANCED BEFORE! DANCE LIKE THEIRS NO TOMORROW! DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS PUTTING THIS ON YOUTUBE!