Here are the top ten bad Halloween costume ideas. Hopefully you weren’t any of these.
1. A CLUMP OF SOD

You would probably think kids these days would have the common sense not to wear dirt and mower clippings as a costume, but I wouldn’t put anything past these idiots. The problem would be that half of the kids you pass from house to house would eat you, BECAUSE THEY’RE THAT STUPID THAT THEY THINK DIRT IS PROPER NUTRITION.

2. A NEWS ANCHOR

That fact that nobody would ever recognize you should be reason enough, but in case you’re still thinking about it I’ll spell it out for you. News anchors went out with teletubbies, just like yo-yos. Get with the times, man, nobody watches the news anymore, if you want to be somebody important go with Kirby Puckett or Eminem.

3. SCAR TISSUE

You do not get extra candy for making people throw up.

4. THE LETTER “O”

I do not believe in two costumes; store bought costumes and half assed costumed that usually involve tape. If you were going to dress up as the letter “O” I would fully expect you to go the extra mile and hollow out your stomach wall through the small of your back. Since you would lose half of your spinal chord in the process, I do not see this happening.

5. A CD

See above.

6. A TANK OF PROPANE GAS

The risk of being incinerated unmercifully is nothing in comparison to thirteen hundred people asking “HEY ARE YOU HANK HILL?” You’re better off just lighting a match. Or going as something else…

7. THE OPPOSITE SEX

Sure, you put on a dress as a gag on Halloween, make some strangers laugh, but before you know it you’re sneaking out of church to catch the sale at Macy’s. God is not a fan of this. I don’t think God is a fan of much. Maybe shoelaces, they seem to be on the level.

8. ANY COSTUME THAT MAY LEAD TO POOR VOICE IMPRESSIONS
There is nothing more pathetic than a kid with two chocolate rabbits taped to his head saying “Trick Or Treat” in the worst Bullwinkle voice ever. This list includes but is not limited to: Arnold, Strong Bad, and R2-D2.

9. A CAR

Not that going out as a car wouldn’t be cool x 2, just the inconvenience of going up to each doorstep, and the many lawsuits that would entail. Also given that there would be some odd 100,000 kids leaping underneath your tires at every opportune moment.

10. CHARLES MANSON

Paint on a scrappy beard, carve a swastika on your forehead, and get your friend to go as The Beach Boys. Thing is people might be reluctant to give candy to a child DRESSED AS CHARLES MANSON. They’ll turn you over to social services, of course.

These are some funny Bad Business Names.
•A Deli Named Desire Restaurant
•A Pane In The Glass
•Beauty & The Beach
•Buy & Large
•Buy The Pound
•Clear’s Looking At You Inc
•Copy Cat Reproductions
•Drain Surgeons
•Eat My Martini
•Bologna Boutique
•Butt’s Real Estate
•Casket Basement
•Caviar Shack
•Chainsaw Cottage
•Cheese Closet
•Circus Pizza World
•Clam Fort
•Couscoustudio
•Dick Wood Hardware
•Dirty Joe’s Crab Shack
•Dress Barn (women are already sensitive about their size. Barn- Cow- Fat Pig… Come on…)
•Futon Crawlspace
•Hair Foyer
•Hat Gazebo
•Girdle Garage
•Outerwear Outhouse
•Pizza Privy
•Salami Salon
•Sew What
•Software Shelf
•Supreme Fish Delight
•Taco Mezzanine
•Tofu Loft
•Tuxedo Hut
•Yogurt Yurt

1. Swine Flu Recovery Kit
Whether you’ve got a sick friend or you’re suffering, the Swine Flu Survival Kit has everything you’ll need to survive this nasty H1N1 including some pig-shaped soap, bacon band-aids, bacon dental floss, and a sick bag.

2. Dog Poo Christmas Ornament
This charming tree decoration doesn’t really smell at all, but it is about as vile as an ornament can be.

3. Life Vest for Golf Balls
Now you can save your golf ball and maybe your game with the Golf Ball Life Vest. This tiny orange flotation device is custom-made to fit over your golf ball and you need never dread the water hazard again.

4. Freudian Slippers
Slide your feet into a pair of Freudian Slippers and watch your anxiety, paranoia and obsession melt away. These plush and comfy slippers feature a stuffed Sigmund on the front.

5. Wall Street Finance Chimp
For the cost of a few bananas, get some advice from the Wall Street Financial Expert Chimp. This play set features an executive monkey, chair, desk and computer displaying an important deal.

6. Choke The Annoying Chicken
Anger management takes a new form with this brightly colored, super annoying squawker. Just give it a choke and it dances and struts to the Chicken Dance, making it possibly the most irritating toy ever.

7. Belching Beer Pager
You’ll never lose another beer again no matter how much you drink! With a click of the remote, your ice cold brewsky holder burps loudly and lights up as far as 60 feet away.

8. Talking Toilet Paper
The Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser allows you to record your own personal message that will be played every time someone pulls paper off the roll.

9. Obama Dress Up Kit
Who really is President Barack Obama? Now you can decide by dressing him up in a variety of magnetic outfits and props ranging from superhero, to beach dude or business executive.

10. Reindeer Food for Humans
This holiday season, when you’re leaving cookies and milk out for Santa, why not throw in a little Reindeer food as well? This bowl of yummy pellets is safe for human consumption.

First you had trouble getting out of bed

You had a stiff neck

You washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with it

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