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WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW $20 bill in half…
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
4) Now, simply turn it over…
What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE?
YOU DECIDE
As if that wasn’t enough…
Here is what you’ve seen…
Firstly The Pentagon on fire…
Then The Twin Towers.
…And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
Disaster (Pentagon)
Disaster ( Twin Towers )
Disaster (Osama)???
It gets even better 9 + 11 = $20!
Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will
not mind reading!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!
Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just took my heart away!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something … My Jaw !!!
I’m not wearing any pants.
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Mind if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
When God made you, he was showing off
It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!
Funny Americans Quotes – Funny Quotes about Americans
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
funny quote Adlai Stevenson
I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
funny quote Saki
Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
funny quote George Bernard Shaw
If you suveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you’d find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the ‘Beverly Hillbillies’.
funny quote Dave Barry
People come to Washington believing it is the center of power. I know I did. It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that’s not connected to an engine.
funny quote Richard Goodwin
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.
funny quote Clive James
The trouble with America isn’t that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.
funny quote Louis Kronenberger
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
funny quote Dan Rather
When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America.
funny quote Oscar Wilde
….More-SongsForAmerica.com
God Bless the United States,
Independence Day, the “Fourth of July”, is a federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. Independence Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, fairs, picnics, concerts, baseball games, political speeches and ceremonies, and various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of the United States. Independence Day is the national day of the United States
