These are some unreal carvings by a very bored person! But some fun pics to look at!
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For the Odd category
This is a serious report for pet lovers! Please pass it on to warn friends and family. Your pets can get swine flu.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A cat in Iowa has tested positive for H1N1 swine flu, the first time a cat has been diagnosed with the new pandemic strain, the American Veterinary Medical Association said on Wednesday.
The 13-year-old cat apparently caught the virus from one of the people living in the house, the group said in a statement. It has recovered and does not appear to have infected anyone or anything else.
Pigs are the original source of the H1N1 virus and it has been found in several herds, as well as in a pet ferret. Ferrets are especially susceptible to human influenza viruses…More
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink in the U.K.: AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
On a timer which apparently causes the lights to flash once a day: AUTOMATICALLY TURNS LIGHTS ON AND OFF AT DUSK
In a patient drug education monograph: Before taking this medication,
tell your doctor or pharmacist
if you are allergic to it.
On a bar of Dial soap: DIRECTIONS — USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
On a Swedish chainsaw: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAINSAW WITH YOUR HANDS.
On Boots Children’s Cough Medicine: DO NOT DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY AFTER TAKING THIS MEDICATION.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera: DO NOT RATTLE PLAYFULLY AT THE SHUTTER BUTTON.
In the owners manual for a Toyota: DO NOT STAND UP THROUGH THE SUN ROOF WHILE DRIVING OR WHILE CLOSING IT.
On bottom of a box of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men: DO NOT USE WHILE PREGNANT OR NURSING
On a Sears hair dryer: DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
Label on sports equipment: DUAL SPORTS CANVAS CATCHER
FOR BASEBALL, SOFTBALL & FOOTBALL
TWO SPORTS IN ONE
On a package of AA batteries: EXPLAIN
¤ Do not change the batter that hasn’t been used up or throw it into fire.
¤ Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter.
¤ According to the use way of equipments to install batter.
¤ Do not decompose the batter.
On a box containing a hotel-provided shower cap: FITS ONE HEAD
Instructions inside a portable voting booth: FOLD TOP DOWN.
CROSS LEGS.
COLLAPSE.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY
Warning label on a drain opener: IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND OR CANNOT READ ALL DIRECTIONS AND WARNINGS, DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT.
On a blanket from Taiwan: NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO
On a Japanese food processor: NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles: OPEN OTHER END
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists: REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
On combination car registration / pet licence renewal form: The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
On a New Zealand insect spray: THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
General warning: TO AVOID ACCIDENTAL POISONING, DO NOT SWALLOW.
In the instructions inside a box containing a new computer: TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING,
ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO
ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
On a Taiwanese shampoo: USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
On the complimentary (but insulting) toothbrushes given by a dentist: USE THE FUZZY END!
On a package of Sainsbury’s peanuts: WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS
On a automobile sunshield: WARNING: Do not drive with sunshield in place.
On a toilet brush: WARNING: Do not use toilet brush for personal hygiene.
On a Korean kitchen knife: WARNING — KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
On Nytol Sleep Aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
On a home shop drill: WARNING: Not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a child’s Superman costume: WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY
On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins: WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls: WITH XHILARATION® THERE ARE NO RULES.
WHETHER YOU CHOOSE TO GO CRAZY OR DRESS TO THRILL.
MAKE A STATEMENT. MAKE A SCENE.
WEAR WHAT YOU WANT AND IT WON’T BE WRONG.
On a bag of Fritos: YOU COULD BE A WINNER!
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
DETAILS INSIDE.
