your mama is so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone
your mama is so stupid that she got expelled from the m&m factory because she threw away all the W’s
your mama is so stupid that she put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
your mama is so stupid that she called her son ass and her house crack, and when ass went missing, she called the cops and said, I can’t find my ass anywhere, I looked up my crack but I couldn’t find him!
Yo mama’s so stupid, when her husband asked her what’s for dinner, she opened her legs and answered, “Why honey, I’m having crabs.”
Yo mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!!
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch!
Yo Mama’s so stupid, that her geometry test said “Find x”, and she circled it and said “there it is.”
Yo Mama’s so stupid, I asked her for a hot dog and she put Fido in the microwave.
Yo Mama’s So Stupid, She Climbed Over A Glass Door To See What Was On The Other Side!!
Yo mama’s so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid she stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour cause it says “concentrate”
Yo mama’s so stupid she eats her food stamps.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she took you into a room and asked you “Who’s this Oscar Meyer kid and why do you want his wiener?”
Yo mama so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama’s so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked “What color?”
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama’s so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama’s so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
Yo’ mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama’s so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics
Yo mama’s so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry
Yo mama’s so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.
Yo mama’s so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.
Yo mama’s so stupid someone said ”if you were locked in a car and you had nothing but a hammer how would you get out” and she said “bust the window”.
Yo momma so stupid she took a fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning.
Yo mama’s so stupid she went on Jeapordy and lost to George W. Bush.
Yo mama’s so stupid she pisses in the sink to save on the gas bill.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama’s so stupid she plays Russian Roulette with a Glock
Yo mama’s so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!
Yo mama’s so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.
Yo mama’s so stupid she talked into a mailbox and when the postman came and asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voicemail.
