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She lived deep in the forest in a tiny cottage and sold herbal remedies for a living. Folks living in the town nearby called her Bloody Mary, and said she was a witch. None dared cross the old crone for fear that their cows would go dry, their food-stores rot away before winter, their children take sick of fever, or any number of terrible things that an angry witch could do to her neighbors.
Then the little girls in the village began to disappear, one by one. No one could find out where they had gone. Grief-stricken families searched the woods, the local buildings, and all the houses and barns, but there was no sign of the missing girls. A few brave souls even went to Bloody Mary’s home in the woods to see if the witch had taken the girls, but she denied any knowledge of the disappearances. Still, it was noted that her haggard appearance had changed. She looked younger, more attractive. The neighbors were suspicious, but they could find no proof that the witch had taken their young ones.
Then came the night when the daughter of the miller rose from her bed and walked outside, following an enchanted sound no one else could hear. The miller’s wife had a toothache and was sitting up in the kitchen treating the tooth with an herbal remedy when her daughter left the house. She screamed for her husband and followed the girl out of the door. The miller came running in his nightshirt. Together, they tried to restrain the girl, but she kept breaking away from them and heading out of town.
The desperate cries of the miller and his wife woke the neighbors. They came to assist the frantic couple. Suddenly, a sharp-eyed farmer gave a shout and pointed towards a strange light at the edge of the woods. A few townsmen followed him out into the field and saw Bloody Mary standing beside a large oak tree, holding a magic wand that was pointed towards the miller’s house. She was glowing with an unearthly light as she set her evil spell upon the miller’s daughter.
The townsmen grabbed their guns and their pitchforks and ran toward the witch. When she heard the commotion, Bloody Mary broke off her spell and fled back into the woods. The far-sighted farmer had loaded his gun with silver bullets in case the witch ever came after his daughter. Now he took aim and shot at her. The bullet hit Bloody Mary in the hip and she fell to the ground. The angry townsmen leapt upon her and carried her back into the field, where they built a huge bonfire and burned her at the stake.
As she burned, Bloody Mary screamed a curse at the villagers. If anyone mentioned her name aloud before a mirror, she would send her spirit to revenge herself upon them for her terrible death. When she was dead, the villagers went to the house in the wood and found the unmarked graves of the little girls the evil witch had murdered. She had used their blood to make her young again.
From that day to this, anyone foolish enough to chant Bloody Mary’s name three times before a darkened mirror will summon the vengeful spirit of the witch. It is said that she will tear their bodies to pieces and rip their souls from their mutilated bodies. The souls of these unfortunate ones will burn in torment as Bloody Mary once was burned, and they will be trapped forever in the mirror.

Here are the top ten bad Halloween costume ideas. Hopefully you weren’t any of these.
1. A CLUMP OF SOD

You would probably think kids these days would have the common sense not to wear dirt and mower clippings as a costume, but I wouldn’t put anything past these idiots. The problem would be that half of the kids you pass from house to house would eat you, BECAUSE THEY’RE THAT STUPID THAT THEY THINK DIRT IS PROPER NUTRITION.

2. A NEWS ANCHOR

That fact that nobody would ever recognize you should be reason enough, but in case you’re still thinking about it I’ll spell it out for you. News anchors went out with teletubbies, just like yo-yos. Get with the times, man, nobody watches the news anymore, if you want to be somebody important go with Kirby Puckett or Eminem.

3. SCAR TISSUE

You do not get extra candy for making people throw up.

4. THE LETTER “O”

I do not believe in two costumes; store bought costumes and half assed costumed that usually involve tape. If you were going to dress up as the letter “O” I would fully expect you to go the extra mile and hollow out your stomach wall through the small of your back. Since you would lose half of your spinal chord in the process, I do not see this happening.

5. A CD

See above.

6. A TANK OF PROPANE GAS

The risk of being incinerated unmercifully is nothing in comparison to thirteen hundred people asking “HEY ARE YOU HANK HILL?” You’re better off just lighting a match. Or going as something else…

7. THE OPPOSITE SEX

Sure, you put on a dress as a gag on Halloween, make some strangers laugh, but before you know it you’re sneaking out of church to catch the sale at Macy’s. God is not a fan of this. I don’t think God is a fan of much. Maybe shoelaces, they seem to be on the level.

8. ANY COSTUME THAT MAY LEAD TO POOR VOICE IMPRESSIONS
There is nothing more pathetic than a kid with two chocolate rabbits taped to his head saying “Trick Or Treat” in the worst Bullwinkle voice ever. This list includes but is not limited to: Arnold, Strong Bad, and R2-D2.

9. A CAR

Not that going out as a car wouldn’t be cool x 2, just the inconvenience of going up to each doorstep, and the many lawsuits that would entail. Also given that there would be some odd 100,000 kids leaping underneath your tires at every opportune moment.

10. CHARLES MANSON

Paint on a scrappy beard, carve a swastika on your forehead, and get your friend to go as The Beach Boys. Thing is people might be reluctant to give candy to a child DRESSED AS CHARLES MANSON. They’ll turn you over to social services, of course.

These are bad costume ideas! Do not do what these people have done for Halloween!

The farmer and the sheep…not for the kids to see and alittle weird..

Dressing your kid like a toilet…You are asking for trouble.

This is just creepy…gaint cat guy with a ball on his head???

If you overweight..You can’t be serious about being a super hero..

Octo Mom…Well it’s pretty funny..

Ok..WTF…Disney Tiger in a thong…just offense…But funny for the internet..Thanks!

Do not be the guy dressed like a cheerleader…it’s been over done and it’s not that funny!

What in the Heck is this…A curtain with stuff glued to it…Nice

If you are this guy…every Day is Halloween!

The Not So Wonder Woman Halloween Costume..and no i am not wondering….
What do fishermen say on Halloween?
“Trick-or-trout!”

What do birds say on Halloween?
“Trick-or-tweet!”

Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?”
Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”

Why didn’t the little monster go trick-or-treating?
He didn’t have a costume.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!

“‘This Halloween I’d like to be weird and bizarre.”
“That’s easy. Just be yourself!”

Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!

Did you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
He was a real jerk-o’-lantern!

This is the scariest Halloween video on the web….Turn the volume up and stare at the chair, you can see and hear the ghost….
Watch the chair move as a real ghost goes by! Watch it crawl on the ground. What is it? I couldn’t believe my eyes!
You will be scared! Ready? Here we go… Be prepared. Watch the chair move ! Scaaaaary!

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Girly Vader costume???

This is the best looking Pikachu costume ever!

RRRRRRRRR me matey…..My Masters an idiot..

The Death Star….Or a super ball ???

R2D2…Not

Sexy Halloween Cobra

A skeleton joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!

A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn’t reach any higher!

A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!

A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!

A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!

A skeleton joke
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!

A skeleton joke
Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!

Q: Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
A: She had to give a screech.

Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A: An itchy witchy.

Q: Why did the witch’s mail rattle?
A: It was a chain letter.

Q: What is a witch’s favourite subject?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why does a witch ride on a broom?
A: Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.

Q: What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
A: She flies off the handle.

Q: Why do witches think they’re funny?
A: Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.

Q: What does a sorceress wear?
A: A bewitching outfit.

Q: What did the bat say to the witch’s hat?
A: You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while.

Q: Who has a broom and flies?
A: A jelly-covered janitor.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A. A broom closet.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite…

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite…

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners
are too heavy…

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray…

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck…

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries…

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball…

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving…

What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein…

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves…

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts…

What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel…

What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane…

What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
Bloodhounds…

What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime…

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich…

What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone…

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets…

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath…

What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure…

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…