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Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Found missing

Resident alien

Minor Catastrophe

Affordable housing

Near miss

Great depression

Canadian army

Phone sex

United nations

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Death benefits

Airline Food

Women's rights

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly
Sensitive man

Government organization

Everything except

Civil War

Good kid

Sanitary landfill

Fake Funny Pic or Real-Jesus image seen on Walmart receipt

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ANDERSON, S.C., July 19 (UPI) — A South Carolina couple said a dark gray mark that appeared on a Walmart receipt appears to bear the image of Jesus Christ….I would say fake…loljesus_on_a_walmart_receipt

Memorial Day Facts

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Gen. John Logan officially proclaimed Memorial Day on May 5, 1868.

The first national commemoration took place on May 30, 1868, as flowers were placed on the graves of both Union and Confederate soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery.

In 1966, Congress and President Lyndon B. Johnson declared Waterloo, NY, as the “birthplace” of Memorial Day, citing a ceremony held on May 5, 1866 to honor Civil War dead.

It is believed that the date was chosen because by May 30, flowers would be in bloom all over the country.

Inspired by the poem “In Flanders Field” Moina Michael wrote a poem of her own, and came up with the idea of wearing red poppies in honor of Memorial Day.

Some Southern states have special observances specifically in honor of fallen Confederate soldiers, including Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Louisiana, Tennessee, Texas and Virginia.

In 2000, Congress passed the National Moment of Remembrance Act to encourage people to give back to the country, as well as promote commemorations of Memorial Day.

The National Moment of Remembrance Act urges all Americans to pause, wherever they may be, at 3 p.m. local time on May 30 for a moment of silence in honor of the country’s fallen heroes.

CDC Zombie Apocalypse Plan-This Is Real

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There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency….Learn More

Rapture End Of The World May 21,2011-Time For A bucket List

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The family Radio Christian group claims this Saturday at 6pm the Rapture will happen. Yes Judgement Day! Will you be going to Heaven or staying on hell on earth?
What would be your bucket list be ? Well you better hurry?
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Why does’nt she look alittle more convincing? Come on’ cheer up…it’s only the Rapture

Weird Strange Laws

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In jasper, it is illigal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illigal to play Dominos on Sunday.
It is illigal top wear a dake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illigal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illigal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illigal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illigal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illigal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illigal to kill “any living creature”.
Schoolteachers who bob their hair may forfeit their pay raises.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
It is illigal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In Long Beach, it is illigal to curse on a mini-golf course.
In San Francisco, it is illigal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
It is illigal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts.
—-more Stupid Weird Laws

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