One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbor’s daughter’s rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.
The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as “natural causes”. Within the hour, the neighbor’s car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed “DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbor that I am, I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.
Her father less than calmly blurted, “What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl’s dead rabbit and put it back in its cage?”

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A dog is the only thing in the world that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings

We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It is the best deal we have ever made.
– M. Acklam

Do not accept your dog’s admiration as being conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers

I wonder if other dogs think poodles belong to some weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner

The reason a dog has lots of friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.
– Unknown

The average dog is a much nicer person than the average person.
– Andy Rooney

There is no psychiatrist to be found anywhere in the world like a puppy licking your face.
– Ben Williams

Dogs love their friends but bite their enemies. That is quite unlike people. We are not capable of pure love and always mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud

Cats and women will do as they please. Dogs and men need to relax and get used to the idea.
– Robert A. Heinlein

If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise
– Unknown

A child’s dog teaches them fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down.
– Robert Benchley

Have you ever consider what your dog must think of you? I mean, you come home from the grocery with the most amazing stuff, pork, chicken, half a cow. They must think you’re the greatest hunter on earth!
– Anne Tyler

Anyone who doesn’t know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones

Polar buddies!

Say your prayers duke!

Do dez teef make me pretty…..

Dude, dont you have his shirt or sock to smell……..?

Warning, me jumping dog…

Some doggies, have big teeth, good noses….me, i have style….

A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables

when a voice in the dark said,

‘Jesus knows you’re here.’

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight

off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his

head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the

wires, clear as a bell he heard

‘Jesus is watching you.’

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,

looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam

came to rest on a parrot.

‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.

‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked,

‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is

watching you.’

The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who

in the world are you?’

‘Moses,’ replied the bird.

‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind

of people would name a bird Moses?’

‘The kind of people that would name

a Rottweiler Jesus.’

Jesus