Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on “Start”?
If all is not lost, where is it?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
