Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
How do u occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for $1
… No Strings attached
…but for a limited period ONLY!
…A bloody good deal!
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found.
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r.
Press down..More…Ok more…WOW yes ahh ohh yes….almost there….oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD…oh goddd!…That’s how I sex on text!
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
