What do you call a cow with no legs??
Ground beef.
The road to success is always under CONSTRUCTION!
A horse went into a bar. The barman said…”Why the long face?”
Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating?
A. Getting r*ped.
Q: Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket?
A: A big, red bucket.
Q: What do you call a monkey on a mine field ?
A: a baboom
Q : What is the difference between women and magnets ?
A : Magnets have also positive side.
Q: What is the biggest mouse in the world?
A: Enormous.
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
Q: What do u find in an empty nose?
A: Finger prints.
