Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
– Rita Rudner
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
– Sandra J. Dykes
All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
– Shelley Winters
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
– Steve Martin
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
– Thomas Hardy
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
– Cathy Carlyle
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
– Cecilia Egan
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
– Cher
Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.
– Cher
By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
– Dorothy Parker
I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.
– Dudley Moore
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
– Erma Bombeck
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
– Fran Lebowitz
It is impossible to love and be wise.
– Francis Bacon
Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
