The Not So Wonder Woman Halloween Costume..and no i am not wondering….
What do fishermen say on Halloween?
“Trick-or-trout!”
What do birds say on Halloween?
“Trick-or-tweet!”
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?”
Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
Why didn’t the little monster go trick-or-treating?
He didn’t have a costume.
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!
“‘This Halloween I’d like to be weird and bizarre.”
“That’s easy. Just be yourself!”
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
Did you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
He was a real jerk-o’-lantern!
