Fishing Buddies
Two blonde fishing buddies rented a boat early one Saturday morning and headed out for a day on the lake. They both caught their limit and headed home to fried fish dinners. The next Saturday they decided to go fishing again.
“Did you mark the spot?” asked Blonde #1.
“Yup,” said Blonde #2. “I put a big X on the bottom of the boat.”
“You dummy!” said Blonde #1. “What if we don’t get the same boat?”
Barking Dogs
A wife and her blonde husband were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbor’s dog was barking. This had been going on for months. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep.
Finally, the blonde says, “I’ve had enough. I’m going to do something about this.” So he gets up, puts on his robe and goes down stairs and out the back door. A little while later, he comes back.
“What did you do? The dog’s still barking,” asks the wife.
“I put the dog in our back yard. Let’s see how they like it.”
