Sign above urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal.
Scrawled underneath:
It makes them soggy and hard to light.
“No matter how good he looks,
some other girl is sick and tired of putting up with his crap.”
“Bad spellers untie!!!”
“Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity”
Men’s Room, Tan Son Nhut Airbase (Saigon)
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t.”
(An arrow pointing to the toilet paper…)
“Another fine abrasive from your friends at 3M”
“TOLIET CAMERA IS FOR RESEARCH USE ONLY”
“Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.”
“Humpty Dumpty was pushed, man!”
“Always remember: Beauty is only a light switch away.”
“If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?”
“Help, the paranoids are after me!”
(Under a sign that said: “Employees Must Wash Hands”)
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
when I was born, I was so surprised
I couldn’t speak for a year and a half!
Sign posted in a thousand bathrooms:
We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
Sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there’s no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
On an elevator in New York:
“Elevator out of order.”
Scribbled underneath:
“Try the ones across the street.”
While I wait for the perfect woman to come along,
I’m having a lot of fun with the imperfect ones!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck !
Deja Moo : The feeling you’ve heard this bull before !
God must love stupid people…He made so many !
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Never put off to tomorrow
what you can avoid altogether
drive carefully ….don’t kill a child
-wait for a lawyer
*LOST! One science teacher after last Thursday’s experiment
Old accountants never die ,they just lose their balance
just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
