Funny Christmas Jokes

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What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers ! 

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs ! 

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

Christmas, Jokes

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